September 2012
6 posts
August 2012
10 posts
July 2012
53 posts
me in 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me in 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
England right now:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
believed:
wHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE LONDON CEREMONY JESUS
THIS ISNT KIND OF OKAY BRITAIN
THIS ISNT ALRIGHT BRITAIN
THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN
the queen: now you're just some country that i used to own
World: Lets see if Britain can top Beijing..
Britain: Country side in a stadium.
Britain: DUCKS DUCKS EVERYWHERE.
Britain: Mr Bean playing Chariots of fire. Jk Rowling reading Peter Pan.
Britain: 100 foot Lord Voldemort defeated by Mary Poppins.
World: But Beijing had-
Britain: QUEEN IN A HELICOPTER WITH JAMES BOND.
great britain before the olympics: oh god it's going to be shit, we never do anything right. they're planning to make a field for the opening ceremony oh god what are these planners smoking, it's going to be a joke. why are we so shit. i'm not even going to watch it, it'll be crap.
great britain now: OH CHRIST WE ARE FUCKING AMAZING. DID YOU SEE THAT, DID YOU ALL FUCKING SEE THAT. WE ARE SO GOOD. NO OTHER COUNTRY IS EVER GOING TO BEAT THAT, SUCK IT. GREAT BRITAIN IS AMAZING.
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
British Public
buswankers:
2 days ago:
Yesterday:
Half past one this morning:
